Funeral Quote by Jeanne Phillips Download Open image “Sometimes funerals and weddings bring out the worst rather than the best in people.” — Jeanne Phillips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funeral Marriage People Sometimes Women Worst
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because… — Brendan Behan Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings. — Jimmy Dean Copy Share Image
You know all my life I've hated funerals. The fuss and bother never brings anybody back. It just spoils remembering them as they really… — Jules Furthman Copy Share Image
I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided — Robert Tappan Morris Copy Share Image
Weddings and funerals have so much in common (except that in Ireland funerals are more fun - better food, better drink): at both, our… — Michael Longley Copy Share Image
Weddings are really good for making you feel terrible about yourself if you're not where you want to be in life. — Wendi McLendon-Covey Copy Share Image
A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be. — Thomas Lynch Copy Share Image
Men like women who are fun to be around, who are kind, intelligent, honest and who don't play games. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
You know you don't have to be the most popular kid in the school to have people acknowledge your presence. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
Because there can be consequences for saying the first thing that pops into our heads, it is prudent to exercise tact. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
If gay Americans are not allowed to get married and have all the benefits that American citizens are entitled to by the Bill of… — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
People who take more than their share usually feel an inflated sense of entitlement. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
It takes time to really get to know someone. Take the time because in the early months of a relationship, both parties are in… — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
Many people with physical disabilities have romantic lives and good marriages to partners who see past their disabilities and recognize all of the things… — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
“After the funeral, my life changed. I felt as if time were suddenly precious, water going down an open drain, and I could not… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when full and in fear that I will continue to eat unwanted food just because it's staring at me, I will place my… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
The most important thing I learned [...] was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive… — Gavin Extence Copy Share Image
The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it. — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
The only way to have a funeral is to invite everyone who ever knew the person and just wait for the accident to happen-somebody… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
Much can they praise the trees so straight and high, The sailing pine,the cedar proud and tall, The vine-prop elm, the poplar never dry,… — Edmund Spenser Copy Share Image
Growing up, there were a lot of funerals that I attended, and the adults at the funerals went out of their way to make… — Bryan Fuller Copy Share Image
Funerals and weddings were commonplace, and nothing could have been so interesting to them as the coming of the end of the world ...… — Edward Eggleston Copy Share Image
I've got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral home, I guess. — Colonel Sanders Copy Share Image
My father? A hard drinking man from the 70's. We actually have no pictures of my dad where he is not holding a beer.… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
At my funeral, if one said, 'Nick was a generous person,' trust me I won't be doing cartwheels in my coffin. Recognition from people… — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image