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Marriage Quote by Lisa Kleypas

“I know. But I hate weddings.” “Because of Darcy?” “Because a wedding is a ceremony where a symbolic virgin surrounded by women in ugly dresses marries a hungover groom accompanied by friends he hasn’t seen in years but made them show up anyway. After that, there’s a reception where the guests are…” quote by Lisa Kleypas
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““I know. But I hate weddings.” “Because of Darcy?” “Because a wedding is a ceremony where a symbolic virgin surrounded by women in ugly dresses marries a hungover groom accompanied by friends he hasn’t seen in years but made them show up anyway. After that, there’s a reception where the guests are held hostage for two hours with nothing to eat except lukewarm chicken winglets or those weird coated almonds, and the DJ tries to brainwash everyone into doing the electric slide and the Macarena, which some drunk idiots always go for. The only good part about a wedding is the free booze.” “Can you say that again?” Sam asked. “Because I might want to write it down and use it as part of my speech.””

Lisa Kleypas

About This Quote

Source Novel: “The Wedding Dilemma” by Lisa Kleypas, 2018

The narrator despises weddings, viewing them as forced, uncomfortable rituals with superficial elements, yet acknowledges the free alcohol as a perk.

In simple terms: Weddings seen as forced, uncomfortable, but with free booze.

Key Takeaway

Question social rituals and find personal enjoyment.

Themes

social norms rituals discomfort

Mood

cynical humorous

Type

fictional satirical

When to use this quote

  • planning events
  • social gatherings
  • personal boundaries

Key Concepts

celebrations culture humor

Questions to Reflect On

  • Why do you resent weddings?
  • What aspects could make them enjoyable for you?
A Different Perspective

May overlook genuine emotional significance of ceremonies.

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