A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him… — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded." — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show] — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image