Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
“You should always go to other people funerals, or they wont go to yours.” — George Herman Ruth Copy Share Image
Why Should I Go To The Funeral Of That Person Who Is Not Going To Attend Mine.?? — Naimish Shah Copy Share Image
Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided — Robert Tappan Morris Copy Share Image
Don't go to people's funeral to show how much you cared about them. Instead show how much you care about them now... while they… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be… — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
The only way to have a funeral is to invite everyone who ever knew the person and just wait for the accident to happen-somebody… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
I make it a kind of pious rule to go to every funeral to which I am invited, both as I wish to pay… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
