Character Quote by James Boswell

Frankly, I'm not much for funerals unless it's absolutely an obligation. I don't feel it serves much of a purpose to go and see…

— Arnold Palmer

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided

— Robert Tappan Morris

At my age, I regard each funeral I attend as a personal triumph, because I was not the guest of honor.

— Judith McNaught

Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours.

— Green Monk

The only way to have a funeral is to invite everyone who ever knew the person and just wait for the accident to happen-somebody…

— Philip Roth

A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be.

— Thomas Lynch

Why Should I Go To The Funeral Of That Person Who Is Not Going To Attend Mine.??

— Naimish Shah

It's important to attend funerals. It is important to view the body, they say, and to see it committed to earth or fire because…

— Ann-Marie MacDonald

I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die.

— Maria Edgeworth

Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens…

— Ambrose Bierce