Candy Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Candy Cotton Cotton candy Dry Dry Scratchy Fabric Food Funny food Mood Perfect Snack Snack Mood Snacks
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Well, I like chocolate stuff; I don't like any of that other gross sugary candy. — Cam Gigandet Copy Share Image
I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar. You can… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
The one snack I really love is YoCrunch yogurt. It's like an apple pie in a cup! You have your apples on the bottom,… — Gabby Douglas Copy Share Image
I'm quite tactile, so I like fabrics that feel good. I try to avoid fabrics that crease - especially with my son. When you… — Miranda Kerr Copy Share Image
Candy corn. For Halloween that is my favorite candy, but it doesn't come around that often and I like that. — Daniel Jacobs Copy Share Image
I love gummy bears, pretzels of all kinds, popcorn, Doritos - those are all healthy snacks. — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man. — Jose Andres Copy Share Image
If I snack, it's generally hummus on Rice-Thins or Nut-Thins crackers and some guacamole. If I need something sweet, I have dark chocolate chips… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Most girls get flowers or candy. I get a declaration of martial law.” — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It's true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat… — Linda Bozzo Copy Share Image
Love is like a piece of candy. You can buy it anywhere but given by the right person is what makes it special. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Two at a time, Vera ate her peanut M&Ms. Except for the red ones. These, she alleged, were made from the guts of dead… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people. I can be sold by the candy in life, and then it can be stripped away within a split… — Richard Ashcroft Copy Share Image
The truth is, one of the best things about being 15 years old is that things like candy are still exciting. Once you get… — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
“Goddamn sneaking candy thief found my cache" Peabody pursed her lips "You had candy in the file cabilnet." she angled her head "Under M?"… — JD Robb Copy Share Image
Dont expect someone to stay sweet forever because even the sweetest candy has an expiration date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of all the jaw-droppingly beautiful women who've become genuine movie stars, none has had a longer film career (62 years), has been filmed in… — Robert Osborne Copy Share Image
