Announcers Quote by Dave Niehaus

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

— Allan Sherman

My grandmother would hide bread for when maybe another war would come. You had to be ready.

— Joanna Kulig

What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out…

— Jim Gaffigan

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!

— John Cena

I like ketchup on my mustard, but when they touch, my mom gets mad.

— 2D

Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment!

— Erica Jade Montoya

I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.

— Jeff Mauro

I'm tired of eating your family's lousy, tasteless recipes," Dad said. "Tasteless recipes? My grandmother's rolling in her grave!" "It's from indigestion.

— Neal Shusterman

“I'm going to explode," my dad says, rubbing his stomach gleefully. He's just put down a massive sandwich piled with corned beef, pastrami, chopped…

— Stacey Ballis

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot…

— Jessica Simpson

What kind of grandmother am I? I'm a 'three-dessert' grandmother. I'm a 'let's just skip the bath tonight, honey, watch another video' grandmother.

— Judith Viorst

Enjoy every sandwich.

— Warren Zevon