Chocolate Quote by Jim Gaffigan Download Open image “Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape.” — Jim Gaffigan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chocolate Dessert Funny food Good Obnoxious Prisms Sells Shapes Wells
I believed that, if I put a chocolate on the market that was better than anyone else was making, or was likely to make,… — Milton S. Hershey Copy Share Image
If you buy chocolate with too high of a cocoa content, you might not like it because it doesn't have enough sugar. — Jacques Torres Copy Share Image
I will do a chocolate deal for product only. No need for money. — Caroline Wozniacki Copy Share Image
I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies. — Abigail Spencer Copy Share Image
Chocolate is one of those flavors that's very likeable, very loveable, very versatile. — Adriano Zumbo Copy Share Image
If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind of self-effacing… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“The song goes, “Morning has broken,” and I’m pretty sure my children broke it. Like everything else they break, if they did break it,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“If you complain about how you spend your Saturdays taking your kid to birthday parties, that means you are taking your kid to birthday… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Milk chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate kisses, dark chocolate, caramel, chocolate nuts, chocolate fudge, hot chocolate. That's what's on my mind — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. — Barbara Bretton Copy Share Image
I'm an emotional eater. If something's worth celebrating, we're going to grab pizza. If it's going bad, girl, pass me the chocolate. Gotta keep… — Laurieann Gibson Copy Share Image
The heaviest I've ever been is 65 kilos. That was during my Leaving Cert when I was just studying and eating chocolate. — Katie Taylor Copy Share Image
“After about 20 years of marriage, I think I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer… — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate. — Sandra Boynton Copy Share Image
“I'll know coffee works without cream and sugar when I see people buying unsweetened bakers chocolate for Valentine's Day.” — Kevin Sinnott Copy Share Image
Every study on chocolate is pointing to the same conclusion: there is something in chocolate that is really good for us. That something is… — David Wolfe Copy Share Image
And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
Debating on whether the chocolate I found in my purse has gone bad...Oh well! Still chocolate. — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
When I get back to Derry I always enjoy a good fry-up that my mum makes. That's my big weakness. I also eat too… — Nadine Coyle Copy Share Image
I make my own chocolate, I grow my own beans, and now I have something about the history of chocolate. I feel I try… — Jacques Torres Copy Share Image
