Audience Quote by Gary Gulman

Without my family, I'd be something.

— Gary Gulman

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.

— Gary Gulman

For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word…

— Gary Gulman

I think everything contributes to your creativity.

— Gary Gulman

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

— Gary Gulman

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we…

— Gary Gulman

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

— Gary Gulman

I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the…

— Gary Gulman

I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes…

— Gary Gulman

I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the…

— Gary Gulman

When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.

— Gary Gulman

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

— Gary Gulman