Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it's like he's spending his life saving money for… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Night to night, doing the clubs is a lot of fun too because you have a lot more freedom and you don't… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Some people hate Jews. Fine, alright it's been done. I mean, that's part of my problem with it. Could you hate somebody… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
The other thing is that I'm a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Ever drive by one of those things on the highway which tells you how fast you're going? I don't even pay attention… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
