You can't work three hours a week and make $100,000. Get rich quick doesn't work. Crock pot mentality always defeats microwave mentality! — Dave Ramsey Copy Share Image
I gotta feel like what I'm giving the fans is 100 per cent and that it's game-changing. I don't just throw out… — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it? — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Men are like microwave ovens; they heat up immediately, but things start to boil over after about three minutes. Women are like… — Mardy Grothe Copy Share Image
It's not the microwave that's the problem, it's what people put into them. I know people lead busy lives but they should… — Raymond Blanc Copy Share Image
Language is as real, as tangible, in our lives as streets, pipelines, telephone switchboards, microwaves, radioactivity, cloning laboratories, nuclear power stations. — Adrienne Rich Copy Share Image
I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful.… — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer:… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I began to realize something - to understand the future you have to understand physics. Physics of the last century gave us… — Michio Kaku Copy Share Image
I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is… — Raymond Blanc Copy Share Image
A scientist sounds like a scientist because the things that come out of their mouth don't stumble, that's all. If they [said],… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
I foresee great refinements in the field of short-pulse microwave signaling, whereby several simultaneous programs may occupy the same channel, in sequence,… — Lee De Forest Copy Share Image
If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
You can microwave a Pop Tart. That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s. — Andrei Codrescu Copy Share Image
The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. — James Randi Copy Share Image
I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz… — Kerry King Copy Share Image
I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it… — Willow Smith Copy Share Image
Oh, God, I'm so lonely. An entire weekend streching ahead with no one to love or have fun with. Anyway, I don't… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have… — LIZ Copy Share Image
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
