Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it? — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
You can't work three hours a week and make $100,000. Get rich quick doesn't work. Crock pot mentality always defeats microwave mentality! — Dave Ramsey Copy Share Image
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Boredom is a fearsome prospect. There's a limit to the number of cars and microwaves you can buy. What do you do… — J. G. Ballard Copy Share Image
OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have… — LIZ Copy Share Image
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I gotta feel like what I'm giving the fans is 100 per cent and that it's game-changing. I don't just throw out… — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
I used to like eating frozen corn straight out of the bag. But I also love microwaving frozen corn and adding butter… — Thu Tran Copy Share Image
Since I’ve been on my own, I’ve been eating a lot of popcorn, cereal, instant noodles, and snack bars. I have a… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
It always bothers me to see people writing RIP when a person dies. It just feels so insincere and like a cop… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
I foresee great refinements in the field of short-pulse microwave signaling, whereby several simultaneous programs may occupy the same channel, in sequence,… — Lee De Forest Copy Share Image
It's not the microwave that's the problem, it's what people put into them. I know people lead busy lives but they should… — Raymond Blanc Copy Share Image
I guess now music is so saturated and so microwaved. It's, like, 15 minutes in the microwave and boom, you've got something.… — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil… — Michael Owen Copy Share Image
A scientist sounds like a scientist because the things that come out of their mouth don't stumble, that's all. If they [said],… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
In this age of quick fixes and microwave mindsets, most of us want what we want, and we want it right now,… — Derek Rydall Copy Share Image
Most Americans living below the official poverty line own a car or truck - and government entitlement programs seldom provide cars and… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
You can microwave a Pop Tart. That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Guys, just remember, if you get lucky, if you make a lot of money, if you get out and buy a lot… — Ross Perot Copy Share Image
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The… — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the center of my soul, a rusty chain began to unwind. It freed itself, link by link, from where it… — Deborah Harkness Copy Share Image
Sometimes I still have American dreams. I mean literally. I see microwave ovens and exercise machines and grocery store shelves with 30… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
We hear the same refrain all the time from people: I have no life. I get up in the morning, daycare, eldercare,… — Gerald Celente Copy Share Image
“For dinner Jade microwaves some Stars-n-Flags. They're addictive. They put sugar in the sauce and sugar in the meat nuggets. I think… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
To me when a mother puts food in a microwave for her children, it is an act of hate — Raymond Blanc Copy Share Image
Knowledge, wisdom, and understanding don't come out of the microwave. You got to keep moving forward because the evil doesn't sleep. — Chuck D Copy Share Image
I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz… — Kerry King Copy Share Image
When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is… — Raymond Blanc Copy Share Image
I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. — James Randi Copy Share Image
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s. — Andrei Codrescu Copy Share Image
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