Demon Quote by Cassandra Clare

It's not the microwave that's the problem, it's what people put into them. I know people lead busy lives but they should try to…

— Raymond Blanc

I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle…

— Michael Owen

I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He's got a big snowblower that's actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with a remote…

— Louie Anderson

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in…

— Shaquille O'Neal

OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.

— LIZ

I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese.

— Willow Smith

I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz it was…

— Kerry King

The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.

— James Randi

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

— Gary Gulman

I foresee great refinements in the field of short-pulse microwave signaling, whereby several simultaneous programs may occupy the same channel, in sequence, with incredibly…

— Lee De Forest

When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act…

— Raymond Blanc

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.

— Joan Ryan