Simon lewis Quotes by Cassandra Clare

They kind of look like evil lawn gnomes

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“My head feels round," Simon said sadly. "So round.”

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“Very tight. Very leather.”

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I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.

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“No one could be that annoying without some kind of supernatural assistance.”

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Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.

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“But the suspension of disbelief could only go so far.”

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Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me? Vampire mojo strikes again.

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“There are things our souls want, and mine wants you.”

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Here's a hot tip: Most girls don't like being stalked.

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I thought you were dead,” she went on. “I saw you fall down, and—I thought you were dead.

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“I don't carol, said Simon. I'm Jewish. I only know the dreidel song.”

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“I was following you.' - Jace 'Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me? Vampire mojo…

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“Simon snorted. "If you ever meet the man who could take advantage of Isabelle, you'll have to let me know. I'd like…

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Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the…

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“You weaseled your way into my life, Simon Lewis, and I don’t know how or why or even when but it happened,…

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“We’ve been here before, haven’t we? Last time you were starving, I gave you my blood. It was a little homoerotic, maybe,…

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“True. I'd always hoped that when I finally said 'I love you' to a girl, she'd say 'I know' back, like Leia…

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“I can keep a perfectly good eye on Simon, thank you. He's my neophyte Downworlder to mock and boss around, not yours.”

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“It was the kind of snow that didn't amount to anything on the ground. It would just dust the dead grass. The…

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“Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is." "It's 'Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy," said Alec.…

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So you're trying to make her happy despite the fact that the reason she's unhappy in the first place is you," said…

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Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit…

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I guess you're coming as my date now." Simon shoved the phone into his pocket. "I'm secure enough in my masculinity to…

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That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am…

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“Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I though it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the…

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“But I know your blood doesn't define you. What defines you is the choices you make. If I've learned anything this year,…

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“You want a piece of all this fabulousness?" He gestured to himself. "Well, my best friend comes along with it. I wouldn't…

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“You can't fix grief,” said Simon. “A rabbi told me that when my father died. The only thing that fixes grief is…

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“So--what's it like, being a vampire?" "Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what's it like to be…

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“Well I'm not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I'd rather stay down here and rot." "Forever?" said Simon. "Forever is an awfully…

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“You're a Shadowhunter," he said. "You know how to deal with injuries." He slid his stele across the table toward her. "Use…

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“Simon: I love you Isabelle Lightwood! I love you and I will not go away until you tell me you love me…

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“Simon's band never actually produced any music. Mostly they sat around in Simon's living room, fighting about potential names and band logos.…

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“And she wept as well for the others lost in the Dark War, and she wept for her mother and the loss…

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“Isabelle rolled her eyes. "Oh, for the Angel's sake. Look, if there's no other way of getting out of this, I'll kiss…

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All that running and getting nowhere, he thought. Story of my life.

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“You shouldn't do that. Not to your child. You should-carry your own burdens.”

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“That's right. Act like I rejected you . It's not like you tried to kill me or anything.”

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You're not gay, are you?" Simon's greenish color deepened. "If I were, I would dress better.

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