I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He's got a big snowblower that's actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on." Aunt Annie said. Really." Mom said. "The… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil… — Michael Owen Copy Share Image
Sometimes I still have American dreams. I mean literally. I see microwave ovens and exercise machines and grocery store shelves with 30… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my… — Sheena Easton Copy Share Image
Since I’ve been on my own, I’ve been eating a lot of popcorn, cereal, instant noodles, and snack bars. I have a… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
It always bothers me to see people writing RIP when a person dies. It just feels so insincere and like a cop… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
Yes, as a people we are spoiled. We look for dinners that take two minutes to cook in our microwave instead of… — Martha Bolton Copy Share Image
We hear the same refrain all the time from people: I have no life. I get up in the morning, daycare, eldercare,… — Gerald Celente Copy Share Image
Consider the standard two-person married couple. ... They will share a VCR, a microwave, etc. This is not a matter of ideology… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she… — Mark Mothersbaugh Copy Share Image
In this age of quick fixes and microwave mindsets, most of us want what we want, and we want it right now,… — Derek Rydall Copy Share Image
I turned down a lot of easier opportunities in order to go for the things that I really and ultimately wanted to… — David Oyelowo Copy Share Image
I used to like eating frozen corn straight out of the bag. But I also love microwaving frozen corn and adding butter… — Thu Tran Copy Share Image
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I remember when I couldn’t afford to eat like this. It was ramen noodles and the San Francisco Treat [Rice-A-Roni]. Dessert? Get… — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
The kitchen was just as empty, even the refrigerator gone, the chairs, the table--the kitchen cabinets stood open, their bare shelves reminder… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The… — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
“Before he sat down, my internal heat-seekers sensed what was coming my way: deep blue eyes that melted girls like Velveeta in… — Natalie Standiford Copy Share Image
Most Americans living below the official poverty line own a car or truck - and government entitlement programs seldom provide cars and… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
I am really high maintenance and won't walk through the microwave that fries your body. I always request a pat down [in… — Michelle Visage Copy Share Image
