Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s. — Andrei Codrescu Copy Share Image
I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it… — Willow Smith Copy Share Image
I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful.… — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
“Before he sat down, my internal heat-seekers sensed what was coming my way: deep blue eyes that melted girls like Velveeta in… — Natalie Standiford Copy Share Image
I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I began to realize something - to understand the future you have to understand physics. Physics of the last century gave us… — Michio Kaku Copy Share Image
The kitchen was just as empty, even the refrigerator gone, the chairs, the table--the kitchen cabinets stood open, their bare shelves reminder… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I remember when I couldn’t afford to eat like this. It was ramen noodles and the San Francisco Treat [Rice-A-Roni]. Dessert? Get… — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
Consider the standard two-person married couple. ... They will share a VCR, a microwave, etc. This is not a matter of ideology… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
We hear the same refrain all the time from people: I have no life. I get up in the morning, daycare, eldercare,… — Gerald Celente Copy Share Image
I turned down a lot of easier opportunities in order to go for the things that I really and ultimately wanted to… — David Oyelowo Copy Share Image
Timing is everything. Chemistry is something that you don't just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something,… — Kevin Garnett Copy Share Image
By the same token, frozen dinners, a microwave oven, a dishwasher, and an illegal immigrant hired to clean the house and take… — Robert Wuthnow Copy Share Image
Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on." Aunt Annie said. Really." Mom said. "The… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
Oh, God, I'm so lonely. An entire weekend streching ahead with no one to love or have fun with. Anyway, I don't… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
A young child's brain has a thinner skull and the brain contains more fluid. The more fluid or fat in any material,… — Devra Davis Copy Share Image
The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ...… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave… — Paul Erdos Copy Share Image
It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer:… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He's got a big snowblower that's actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Men are like microwave ovens; they heat up immediately, but things start to boil over after about three minutes. Women are like… — Mardy Grothe Copy Share Image
Yes, as a people we are spoiled. We look for dinners that take two minutes to cook in our microwave instead of… — Martha Bolton Copy Share Image
I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my… — Sheena Easton Copy Share Image
Language is as real, as tangible, in our lives as streets, pipelines, telephone switchboards, microwaves, radioactivity, cloning laboratories, nuclear power stations. — Adrienne Rich Copy Share Image
We should explore new ways to drive down the cost of space travel. instead of costly booster rockets, maybe we should think… — Michio Kaku Copy Share Image
You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener,… — Al Murray Copy Share Image
Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven — Charles Petzold Copy Share Image
My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I am really high maintenance and won't walk through the microwave that fries your body. I always request a pat down [in… — Michelle Visage Copy Share Image
I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Several years ago my dear wife went to the hospital. She left a note behind for the children: "Dear children, do not… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she… — Mark Mothersbaugh Copy Share Image
The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
Friends think your life is so glamorous, and it is. But there are times when, instead of going to a glamorous party,… — Carson Kressley Copy Share Image
after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
People thought this was a computer IT gig, and that will flow through those nerdy departments and it won't come into fashion… — Juan Enriquez Copy Share Image
A hip-looking teen watches an elderly woman hobble across the street on a walker. "Grammy's here!" he shouts. He puts some MacAttack… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
![“I remember when I couldn’t afford to eat like this. It was ramen noodles and the San Francisco Treat [Rice-A-Roni]. Dessert? Get you a honey bun and put a slice of cheese on it. Put it in the microwave for 45 seconds and you had the gift of a lifetime.” quote by Rick Ross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/715/rick-ross-673_buns_i-remember-when-i-couldn-t-afford-to-eat_2038723.jpg)
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