Conventional Quote by Mardy Grothe

Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.

— Sandra Bullock

Women are like ovens -it takes time for them to get warmed up. Men, on the other hand, are like microwaves -you push one…

— Anonymous

The problem is that for women, the average time is just over 14 minutes... men are left with about 12 minutes during which time…

— Phil McGraw

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour,…

— Albert Einstein

I know that you like to see a man in the kitchen, but I'm skeptical of men who cook. A man should be focusing…

— Gene Simmons

I think anybody can cook if they take the time.

— Coolio

It takes about 35 years for a woman to reach their sexual peak. For a man it takes about 5 to 10 mins

— Green Monk

Men do not have to cook their food; they do so for symbolic reasons to show they are men and not beasts.

— Edmund Leach

Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. It's science.

— Nikhil Saluja

We're spending, on average, 27 minutes a day cooking and about four minutes cleaning up, so basically about a half hour. Any one of…

— Michael Pollan

Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when…

— Jeff Foxworthy

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

— Rita Rudner