Love quotes Quote by Anonymous

Men are like microwave ovens; they heat up immediately, but things start to boil over after about three minutes. Women are like conventional ovens;…

— Mardy Grothe

Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.

— Sandra Bullock

“orgasm for women like coal( that takes lot of time to get heat) , and men like microwave..just push the button”

— Anshu

Women are like remote controls. It gives a man pleasure, hed be lost without it, and while he doesnt always know the right buttons…

— Anonymous

Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when…

— Jeff Foxworthy

A fact of modern life is that it takes women longer to get ready than men.

— Jessica Savitch

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Women aren't as busy as men because we do it right the first time.

— Anonymous

Women take so long to get ready, but when they get out of the bathroom, they look smokin' hot. That's the struggle of men…

— Andy Grammer

Men are more mechanical when we cook. Women are more attached. They cook it with feelings. From personal experience. The feeling a female chef…

— Ranveer Brar

Women do so much aesthetically to attract men that they sometimes overlook the simple things, like cooking.

— Tony Rock