My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done? — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same. — Elton John Copy Share Image
They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
“There was no one as good as he at using the ovens of logic to bake agreeable results. ” — William T. Vollmann Copy Share Image
I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastille Day eventually rolled around, I planned to stay home and… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish. — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
If I survive, I will spend my whole life at the oven door seeing that no one is denied bread and, so… — Jose Marti Copy Share Image
My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I have three wood-fired ovens... I have one at my house, one at my ranch, one on the trailer that I use… — Guy Fieri Copy Share Image
I love roasting because you can give it love, get it in the oven and go and play with the kids or… — Jamie Oliver Copy Share Image
The Jews talk about "never again."... You cannot say "Never again" to God because when he puts you in the oven, you're… — Louis Farrakhan Copy Share Image
How terrible to be alcoholic. You just want to quietly soothe and maybe poison yourself, but you end up poisoning those around… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
The measuring and mixing always smoothed out her thinking processes - nothing was as calming as creaming butter - and when the… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
With optimism, you look upon the sunny side of things. People say, 'Studs, you're an optimist.' I never said I was an… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
I bought a house, it's a two bedroom house, but I think it's up to me to decide how many bedrooms there… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
'Son of Saul' film is extremely emotional; you're watching people walk in, you're watching people die. It centers around a child that… — Bun B Copy Share Image
Our goal was to show people a vision of food they hadn't seen before. So, I had this idea of... let's cut… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
My favorite comfort food would have be braised beef. You know, beef, slow-cooked in a Dutch oven or in a slow cooker… — Tyler Florence Copy Share Image
Do you like me?” No answer. Silence bounced, fell off his tongue and sat between us and clogged my throat. It slaughtered… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
There were doors that looked like large keyholes, others that resembled the entrances to caves, there were golden doors, some were padded… — Michael Ende Copy Share Image
Some of us seem to be born with a drive to try to make the world kinder. In my twenties, living in… — Karen Dawn Copy Share Image
Planning complex, beautiful meals and investing one's heart and time in their preparation is the opposite of self-indulgence. Kitchen-based family gatherings are… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Hell came right along with God, hand in hand. The stink of sulfur swirled in the air of the church, fire burned… — Harry Crews Copy Share Image
I have no fresh-from-the-oven mother-daughter recollections - only the daily creaking of cans being opened and the sucking sound of gelatinous vegetables… — Patricia J. Williams Copy Share Image
God alone can do what seems impossible. This is the promise of his grace: 'I will restore to you the years that… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
If we got an educational program going, we could tell people, "Instead of butter, use avocado." That's something we eat, it has… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. — James Randi Copy Share Image
Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter’s oven? — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
I am still in love with couture because it is just two months from drawing pad to runway so everything on the… — Christian Lacroix Copy Share Image
I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
