Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits. — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Bake some bread. Make a focaccia bread or bake a whole mill loaf. Do something creative, and then put the labor of… — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so… — April Winchell Copy Share Image
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the… — Lesley Nicol Copy Share Image
He’s being held prisoner on a ceramic-lined cookie sheet in the oven,” Thomas said. “I figured he couldn’t jigger his way out… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
A cherry pie is . . . ephemeral. From the moment it emerges from the oven it begins a steep decline: from… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
Mr. Greer timed all our speeches with an oven timer. Things were nothing at Tribeca Alternative, considered one of Manhattan's finest prep… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
In deference to American traditions, my family put our oven to rare use at Thanksgiving during my childhood, with odd roast-turkey experiments… — Jennifer Lee Copy Share Image
Tim Henman has the all-time Betty Crocker draw. We're talking Easy Bake Oven. — Brad Gilbert Copy Share Image
Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked. — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
Most Americans living below the official poverty line own a car or truck - and government entitlement programs seldom provide cars and… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I was baking cakes for a gourmet shop and put two chocolate cakes in oven to bake and when I opened the… — Michele Scicolone Copy Share Image
Basting is evil. Basting does nothing for the meat. Why? Skin. Skin is designed to keep stuff out of the bird, so… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
President Obama unveiled a $4 trillion budget for 2016 that would increase taxes on the wealthy and spend more money on education.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I'm a really good dinner party guest. I am always so appreciative, impressed that anyone has even managed to turn on the… — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I can still memory - taste the fresh buttermilk pancakes and hot buttermilk biscuits - both made with lard! - that were… — Vernon L. Smith Copy Share Image
Guys, just remember, if you get lucky, if you make a lot of money, if you get out and buy a lot… — Ross Perot Copy Share Image
