Children Quote by April Winchell

The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was…

— April Winchell

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

— April Winchell

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us…

— April Winchell

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain…

— April Winchell

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

— April Winchell

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

— April Winchell

I never have anything to talk about.

— April Winchell

Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be…

— April Winchell

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

— April Winchell

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

— April Winchell

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

— April Winchell

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a…

— April Winchell