The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson.… — April Winchell Anyone Copy Share Image
I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them. — April Winchell Band Copy Share Image
I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to… — April Winchell Country Copy Share Image
Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was… — April Winchell Aspect Copy Share Image
I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning. — April Winchell Lying Copy Share Image
My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out. — April Winchell Every day Copy Share Image
Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It… — April Winchell Amount Copy Share Image
I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for. — April Winchell Thursday Copy Share Image
Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill. — April Winchell Bags Copy Share Image
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so… — April Winchell Children Copy Share Image
I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights. — April Winchell Eight Copy Share Image
I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you… — April Winchell Bad music Copy Share Image
Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we? — April Winchell Entertainment Copy Share Image
I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do. — April Winchell Apologizing Copy Share Image
I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage. — April Winchell Ability Copy Share Image
I always like to get local music when I'm in another country. — April Winchell Country Copy Share Image
