Cupcakes Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cupcakes Inspirational Ovens Rooms
There's certain cakes you've got to have, maybe a pie here and there. But I know to not do it as much. — Biz Markie Copy Share Image
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I've baked more cakes since I've been on 'Bake Off' than I have in my life. — Prue Leith Copy Share Image
A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's… — Delia Smith Copy Share Image
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My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Being a full-time mother is one of the biggest jobs in the world; it's like another career for me. I love every moment of… — Darcey Bussell Copy Share Image
You were joking about the whole please and thank you thing, right?" "Meant every word." A little light danced in his eyes and he… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani fired his wife, Donna Hanover, as official hostess of the mayor's mansion last weekend. He's got his own idea… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
She stared at him in that vapid, intoxicated way employed only by women under a vamp's control. Or the way I sometimes got when… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“The little cakes were iced in white, with golden yellow icing roses on top, and instead of ice cream there was sherbet that was… — Jane Louise Curry Copy Share Image
Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
She was not good on the phone. She needed the face, the pattern of eyes, nose, trembling mouth... People talking were meant to look… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“He has given Caspar flowers, has given him soft toys (however ridiculous that might be as a gesture.) Has written real actual poems, with… — Alex Ankarr Copy Share Image
Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn’t inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image