Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Ooo, let’s see, I need to get my spicy barbecue sauce. Definitely some oven mitts, ‘cause he’s gonna be hot from being… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Despite the fact that an Indonesian island chicken has probably had a much more natural life than one raised on a battery… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastille Day eventually rolled around, I planned to stay home and… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
When I visited concentration camps, I was more interested in how people responded to the camps than in the actual places. I… — Rachel Whiteread Copy Share Image
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the… — Delia Smith Copy Share Image
Toast is bread made delicious and useful. Un-toasted bread is okay for children's sandwiches and sopping up barbecue sauce, but for pretty… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
I want you to know that I fought you fairly. Equal to equal. I could have used my powers against you, but… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Would we hold liberty, we must have charity- charity to others, charity to ourselves, crawling up from the moist ovens of a… — Learned Hand Copy Share Image
If I were ever to go mad it would be on Thanksgiving Day, that day of guilt and grace when the family… — Francine du Plessix Gray Copy Share Image
Loaves of bread remind us of sunlight, but when we are inside that orb,we lose interest in building ovens,in millwork and the… — Rumi Copy Share Image
We hear the same refrain all the time from people: I have no life. I get up in the morning, daycare, eldercare,… — Gerald Celente Copy Share Image
We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
When you cut that eggplant up and you roast it in the oven and you make the tomato sauce and you put… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
The most important thing for having a party is that the hostess is having fun. I'm very organized. I make a plan… — Ina Garten Copy Share Image
'I'm sorry,' guys are always telling women, 'but I'm just not ready to make a commitment.' Guys are in a permanent state… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
He that will have a cake out of the wheat must tarry the grinding. Have I not tarried? Ay, the grinding; but… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I always give my bird a generous butter massage before I put it in the oven. Why? Because I think the chicken… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
The disgraced Usurer Yankel D took the baby girl home that evening... He made a bed of crumpled newspaper in a deep… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
She serves me a piece of it a few minutes out of the oven. A little steam rises from the slits on… — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty.… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
I get really cool gifts, and I know this sounds really lame, but I think one of the best gifts I've ever… — Ashley Benson Copy Share Image
Baking happens with ingredients that last for months and come to life inside a warm oven. Baking is slow and leisurely. — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
