Breasts Quote by Dave Barry

This year, neither my boyfriend nor I am excited about Thanksgiving. As a matter of fact, we feel as though we were a couple…

— Jean-Paul Malfatti

I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

Guys want to be reassured, too - even the manliest of men.

— Chris Harrison

Men think women should do trivial things on the margins. They think women should be merely a seasoning for a dish. I feel anger…

— Kim Hyesoon

There is really a je ne sais quoi about turkey cooking - the air of festivity, the family squabbles, the constant basting - that…

— Laurie Colwin

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and…

— EP Powell

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

— George Carlin

Men are hung up on breasts. They're looking at the titty dinner. It's pathetic.

— Betty Dodson

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

— Redd Foxx

If Men Got Pregnant: Men would be eager to talk about commitment

— Nikhil Saluja

Men don’t often know those times when a girl could be had for nothing.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I really like Thanksgiving turkey... it does not take only time in Houston that you look at natural breasts.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger