Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when Bridget was in a particularly melodious mood, Sophie thought about stalking downstairs and pushing her into the oven like the… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Millions of American women, and some men, commit that outrage every summer day. They are turning a superb treat into mere provender.… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
God made men by baking them in an oven, but he forgot about the first batch, and that's how Black people were… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
We've all had those phone conversations. Things are heated, you're in a position where you're gonna say something nasty. Instead, you say,… — Joe Manganiello Copy Share Image
Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could also "request" to be locked into the seclusion room. Not many people made that request. You had to "request" to… — Susanna Kaysen Copy Share Image
The natural term of an apple-pie is but twelve hours. It reaches its highest state about one hour after it comes from… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them… — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
By the same token, frozen dinners, a microwave oven, a dishwasher, and an illegal immigrant hired to clean the house and take… — Robert Wuthnow Copy Share Image
The most callous, stupid things were done just because regulations required them...It was not until 1983, for example, that U.S. federal agencies… — Peter Singer Copy Share Image
Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn't be eating this Totino's Party Pizza… — Adam Peterson Copy Share Image
I would have bacteria and, yeah, it would grow in what we call the danger zone, which is typically between 40 and… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
My children are my greatest gifts and my greatest inspirations. That my husband is the most honest, kind, hard-working, and genuine person,… — Trista Sutter Copy Share Image
From the baking aisle to the post office line to the wrapping paper bin in the attic, women populate every dark corner… — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Escape the safety of the small by taking the risks to become part of something bigger. Your true self demands it. Listen… — Kirby Wright Copy Share Image
Sometimes we adopt certain beliefs when we're children and use them automatically when we become adults, without ever checking them out against… — Charlotte Sophia Kasl Copy Share Image
When your house contains such a complex of piping, flues, ducts, wires, lights, inlets, outlets, ovens, sinks, refuse disposers, hi-fi re-verberators, antennae,… — Reyner Banham Copy Share Image
