Cake Quote by Susanna Kaysen

Seeing what was needed in the hospital firsthand - someone needs to come in and just be with patients, without trying to take their…

— Colleen Saidman

[Hospitalized and pressing the nurse's button before dictating letters to her secretary:] This should assure us of at least forty-five minutes of undisturbed privacy.

— Dorothy Parker

Chicken exits are self-sabotage. They give you a false explanation for why you don't have something you want.

— Ali Vincent

It's easy. You draw a red line on the ground, right? Then you wait for a chicken to come along. When he arrives, he…

— Joey Santiago

I once missed an appointment because I left my house, I locked the door. And then I thought, like anybody else, you know, 'I…

— Howie Mandel

I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else's…

— Drew Barrymore

First you put in, then you get out.

— Brian Tracy

After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.

— W. C. Fields

And so you volunteer to go and fetch me a substitute? I wonder... Perhaps the task of nursing me has become wearisome for you,…

— Lord Voldemort

Stop the nurse like the monkey.

— Jeff Lindsay

I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.

— Rainbow Rowell

“Nurses are natural kleptos. You don’t want to be in a room without enough supplies, so every time you walk past the med-cart you…

— Cassie Alexander