Coke Quote by Mitch Hedberg

There's no such thing as a free lunch, unless you have a coupon for a free lunch...or someone gives you a lunch...never mind.

— John Adams

You'd think that being that guy who always has pizza to give away would make you really popular with the neighbors, but I've had…

— J. Kenji Lopez-Alt

“527 With the promo code “9ANY” you can get any pizza you want at Pizza Hut for $9 when you order online. 528”

— Keith Bradford

I always offer the delivery guy an extra $10 to feed me the pizza.

— Nikhil Saluja

I've never offered coupons or deals. I'm not fancy enough to do soup or salads, hot breakfasts, or smoothies.

— Jimmy John Liautaud

Please go to this pizzeria. Order the margherita pizza with double mozzarella. If you do not eat this pizza when you are in Naples,…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

My husband and I go to Il Fico every Friday, and I get the whole-wheat pizza. I won't eat pizza anywhere else!

— Kelly Wearstler

My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I'm a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese.

— Patti Stanger

I'm a picky eater, so, often, if I can't find something to eat at catering, I order pizza.

— Lili Reinhart

Ikea products should come free with happy meals.

— Steve Fowler

“Find thousands of delivery menus online and get pizza delivery or any food delivered to you.”

— twoanyone

As long as you give my friend Jonah Lehrer a free pizza, I'll write a song about your restaurant.

— Bob Dylan