Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I paid her a little visit, and I used a coupon with the purchase.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I opened my wallet and gave him a coupon, hoping he’d open his wallet and give me money.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I roll my eyes at Alys. “Do you think they give discounts?” I say. She shrugs and continues drinking her soup. “Of course they’ll… — Amelia Warren Copy Share Image
“I’m wearing the costume of a customer, and it smells cheap. Can you pass me the coupons, please?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Why did you buy me?" He leaned back, steepling his fingers. "I didn't. You were a gift. An unwanted gift." His lips twitched. "A… — Pepper Winters Copy Share Image
“He scoffed. "i'm not letting you pay. You're one of us". “Then i’ll buy one for her”, she said jerking her chin toward the… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“I didn’t have enough money to tip the waitress, so I offered to take her out on a date, provided she paid for dinner.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You can also offer to give it to them on the condition that it is something they would have been willing to pay for.” — Marie Kondō Copy Share Image
“Last Minute: I have to buy all my presents at the last minute, she said, or I get too excited & just give them away.” — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
“Well, Sky is a regular customer of ours, and we were going to do a discount rate for her, but I have a better… — Steve McHugh Copy Share Image
“Her purchases just about busted her vacation budget, but what else is a vacation for, if not for overindulgence and mindless extravagance?” — Candace Schuler Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
