Costume Customer Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I would have made you a cheesecake, but I don’t know how. And I would have bought you a cheesecake, but I have no…

— Jarod Kintz

“I paid her a little visit, and I used a coupon with the purchase.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Coupons are easy to counterfeit, so why not make a bunch of one dollar off coupons and sell each one for 50 cents? Then…

— Jarod Kintz

“Once you realize your worth, you'll stop accepting coupons.”

— Portia A. Cosby

“I’ll buy you a dress at half price, and hopefully half as much cloth was used and it’s twice as short as you’d prefer.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You can dress up greed, but you can’t stop the stench.”

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Oh shut up—you know damn good and well there can be a hundred people in the room, 99 of them rushing up to say…

— S.E. Hall

“I opened my wallet and gave him a coupon, hoping he’d open his wallet and give me money.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I came in this morning, I'd had a plan. I was going to walk in there, throw that receipt in his pretty little…

— Christina Lauren

“Another coupon tacked onto the pile I'll redeem when I get some power in my fucken life. Look around this life and all you…

— D.B.C. Pierre

“… I may need you to accompany me to functions, and I want you dressed well. I'm sure your salary, when you do get…

— E.L. James

“At the dealership, I pulled out the sieve and toyed with it threateningly. When the salesman was ready for me, I held it up,…

— Tahir Shah