Money Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I’m wearing the costume of a customer, and it smells cheap. Can you pass me the coupons, please?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Contrary to popular belief, going shopping is really about stopping afterward for cheesecake.”

— Bonnie Jensen

“Why don't you just order the fucking cheesecake?”

— Amy Guth

“I opened my wallet and gave him a coupon, hoping he’d open his wallet and give me money.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I paid her a little visit, and I used a coupon with the purchase.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Why would I want a relationship when I can have cheesecake?”

— Renée Swann

“Once you realize your worth, you'll stop accepting coupons.”

— Portia A. Cosby

“Well, somehow I felt if I sent Sally a donation, she would open the envelope herself and squeeze the cash into the hip pocket…

— Augusten Burroughs

“Would you agree with the statement: Love is a hamburger? If yes, would you like to add cheese for only 99 cents?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I walked away and went up to the counter to get a donut. I would show them that I could afford a donut. I…

— Jennifer Buck

“Coupons are easy to counterfeit, so why not make a bunch of one dollar off coupons and sell each one for 50 cents? Then…

— Jarod Kintz

“And I wasn't convinced that it was a good idea, sort of like asking for advice on how to catch a baseball in your…

— Raymond Chen