Money Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I paid her a little visit, and I used a coupon with the purchase.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Once you realize your worth, you'll stop accepting coupons.”

— Portia A. Cosby

“Another coupon tacked onto the pile I'll redeem when I get some power in my fucken life. Look around this life and all you…

— D.B.C. Pierre

“Why did you buy me?" He leaned back, steepling his fingers. "I didn't. You were a gift. An unwanted gift." His lips twitched. "A…

— Pepper Winters

“The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from some guy’s pocket.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I held open the door for the man who held up the bank. It was the least I could do to say thanks.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Coupons are easy to counterfeit, so why not make a bunch of one dollar off coupons and sell each one for 50 cents? Then…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m wearing the costume of a customer, and it smells cheap. Can you pass me the coupons, please?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I would have made you a cheesecake, but I don’t know how. And I would have bought you a cheesecake, but I have no…

— Jarod Kintz

“When Cash lifts his head and looks down into my eyes, there’s a wealth of emotion in the dazzling depths, so much so that…

— M. Leighton

“As an extreme method of saving, I’d kidnap myself, if I thought I’d actually pay the ransom money before I committed suicide.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What if we opened ourselves to the gift?”

— Anonymous