Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Television isn’t a substitute for a babysitter, but the microwave is. Mmmm cooked babies!”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“there are now millions of people who spend more time watching food being cooked on television than they spend actually cooking it themselves.” — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
I love cooking and having people over and it means you don't have to get a babysitter. — Holly Willoughby Copy Share Image
“You’ve been working hard, a sandwich isn’t enough. I’ll make you dinner.” From the freezer she took out a TV meal and threw it… — Zathyn Priest Copy Share Image
“If you don’t know how to cook, you’re hostage to the food industry for the rest of your life and unwittingly will pass this… — Robert H. Lustig Copy Share Image
I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy - feed… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
To me when a mother puts food in a microwave for her children, it is an act of hate — Raymond Blanc Copy Share Image
The notion of making the television - the very thing that we allow into our living room and our kid's bedroom - something that's… — Rockne S. O'Bannon Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
