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“Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday.”

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Go to the mall on Black Friday, they said. You will never come out alive, they said.

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You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state…

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.

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“The idea of putting customers first and acting with integrity is gaining traction. Outdoor-gear retailer REI received adulation for adhering to its values when…

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Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less what I saved!

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Vaudeville was characterized by sunny optimism, acts that were uplifting, cheerful, and clean. It provided a fanciful, magical escape, but after Black Friday, the…

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Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday!

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#GivingTuesday is the perfect cyber-counterbalance to Black Friday and emphasizes giving back in this era of mass consumption.

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Black Friday, in reality, is a symptom of the plight that 30 years of Reaganomics has brought to working people in America. Right along…

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I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday.

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I hit Black Friday up like you won't believe. From Rodeo to Barneys to Saks to Neiman's.

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I hope your Black Friday injuries aren't so severe that you can't click a mouse on Cyber Monday.

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