Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
Agriculture is a business that has been up to its bib overalls in politics since the first Thanksgiving dinner kickback to the… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Subect: Sigh. Okay. Since we're on the subject... Q. What is the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish? A. Tsardines, of course. Q.… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
“The concept of time, as it’s commonly understood by normal people with normal jobs and normal goddamn lives, doesn’t exist on the… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“Andrea is coming to pick me up in about thirty minutes to head to her folks' house for Thanksgiving. I've got buttery… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“Maria winks at me, takes a mouthful of stuffing, and rolls her eyes in ecstasy. The next forty minutes are a festival… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“To begin with, she would focus on tried-and-true dishes that she loved to make and which she knew would turn a profit.… — Brian O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I… — Jesse Tyler Ferguson Copy Share Image
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving," and the words… — W. T. Purkiser Copy Share Image
“A good read is like thanksgiving dinner. Some come to stuff their faces and leave fat and happy. Others come to critique… — Red Mattos Copy Share Image
My interactions with my family members are all one-to-one. We don't all get together for Thanksgiving dinner. But I can sit and… — Sean Astin Copy Share Image
“Although experience has taught me to trust my feelings, I did not go inside to stand guard near her. She had asked… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner! — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were playing table tennis, which angered my family because they were trying to enjoy their… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“This was a bad idea,” I whispered. “It was probably the smartest idea you’ve ever had.” I rubbed my palms on my… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving dinner is not an all-you-can-eat buffet. Fill your plate half with vegetables, one quarter with a lean meat and the rest… — Joshua Rosenthal Copy Share Image
