Quote by Uncle Amon Download Open image ““Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A: Day-scare centers!”” — Uncle Amon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Ghosts do not haunt, they regress. Just as when you need to go to sleep you think of trees or lawns, you are taking… — Max Porter Copy Share Image
“Ghosts are common to the life of any child:mine just happened to come to dinner more often than most” — Dinaw Mengestu Copy Share Image
“Children are only terrified of invisible ghosts. But some human beings are just as terrible as these creatures.” — Mwanandeke Kindembo Copy Share Image
“The only ghosts, I believe, who creep into this world, are dead young mothers, returned to see how their children fare. There is no… — J.M. Barrie Copy Share Image
When you're a child you're the center of everything. Everything happens for you. Other people? They're only ghosts furnished for you to talk to. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“There are ghosts everywhere. We carry them with us everywhere we go.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.... — Nick Gordon Copy Share Image
I don't care if you believe in ghosts at all. I challenge you to go spend the night walking the halls of Waverly Hills… — Josh Gates Copy Share Image
“Hey, ghosts are nothing to laugh at! Whether or not you believe in them, they’re out there. I’ve seen them. I’ve even heard them.” — Jason Medina Copy Share Image
“many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks! What was your favorite joke? Leave” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What did the coach scream to the snack machine? A: Give me my quarterback!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Summer! Summer who? Summer good and summer bad!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: Why was Cinderella cut from the team? A: She ran away from the ball!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“What is small, squeaky, and skilled at sword fights? A: The mouseketeer!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? A: He makes a swish!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What songs do Santa’s gnomes sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: It is Christmas, Eve! Q:” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
