Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot.”

— K.A. Mitchell

“See, that's what I like about you, Carrots You're not fussy.”

— Cynthia Hand

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

— Demetri Martin

“a fresh carrot from the garden has a complex flavor that is lost after a few days in transit.”

— Ed Cyzewski

“The carrots weren’t working; it was time for a little stick.”

— Susannah Nix

“Hey, Carrots," he says.”

— Cynthia Hand

“Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes." "Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just good.”

— Sarah Ockler

I don't do carrots.

— John Bolton

“A man is not an orange. You can't eat the fruit and throw the peel away.”

— ALGERNON CHARLES SWINBURNE

“[...] no carrot would be permitted in a soup that had not first assumed a rhomboidal or trapezoidal shape. ”

— Ivan Turgenev

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

— Steven Wright

“He'll just track us down and follow us and then he'll kill Carrot!" "Why?" "Because Carrot's mine!”

— Terry Pratchett