Funny Quote by Green Monk

You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think…

— Janet Evanovich

Some people, if you eat a carrot, you're killing it.

— Tonya Harding

I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot.

— Marian Keyes

Constant deprivation is no way to live. Don't always skip the delicious stuff for raw carrots and brown rice.

— Gunnar Peterson

I don't do carrots.

— John Bolton

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

— Mae West

I will eat your baby Carrots if you don't like them

— Anonymous

If it were possible to live without causing harm to any living being at all, then indeed we might well choose not to eat…

— Sharon Gannon

If you’re eating vegetables you are probably pushing unhealthier food out of your diet.

— Dan Buettner

We should all be eating fruits and vegetables as if our lives depend on it - because they do.

— Michael Greger

Theres only one carrot and thay all gotta share it!

— Bruno Mars

Eating vegetables makes me feel good.

— Joely Fisher