Dwarves Quote by Anonymous

“Dwarf mothers didn’t handicap their young by teaching them to be polite. My neighbors were as short on manners as they were on stature.”

— Erik Bundy

And what about you? You must be some kind of beardless dwarf?" "I'm not a dwarf! I'm a girl. And actually I'm tallest in…

— C. S. Lewis

I think most five-foot-two people would be quite offended if they were to be called dwarves.

— Richard Armitage

“I’ve told you before not to call me prickly. That’s a word that men use about women who don’t cave to them, who don’t…

— Noelle Adams

“Right then," Campbell began, his tone so civil it was offensive. "May I have your name for the record, Miss...?" "Eliza Braun," Eliza sneered.…

— Tee Morris Pip Ballantine

The one thing little people don't like is the 'M' word, 'midget.'

— Martin Klebba

All children in the '50s were taught manners, they were taught to say please and thank you, they were taught not to be rude.…

— Temple Grandin

“Stand out tall amidst challenges! Dwarf all irrelevant voices.”

— Jaachynma N.E. Agu

Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they’re not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t believe I…

— Kevin Hearne

“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm…

— Dov Davidoff

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget…

— Ralphie May