Funny Quote by Robert Lynn Asprin Download Open image ““Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.”” — Robert Lynn Asprin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Random
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“The Demon curled its lips back, revealing a double row of needle-sharp teeth. I considered changing my chosen course of action; I considered fainting.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
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“I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
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“Now that we've got the whole story," he said solemnly, "now you can panic.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
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