Robert Asprin

Writing thats not working for a living.

— Robert Asprin

It's interesting that instead of having to get tighter and more restricted for a collaboration, strangely enough, from the beginning, we've actually…

— Robert Asprin

In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head. Marie Antoinette

— Robert Asprin

Between you and me, I think that may be one of the things that will help with the collaboration, because there are…

— Robert Asprin

Invariably it turns out to be who you've been reading in the last couple of weeks, and two hours or two days…

— Robert Asprin

The basic story for the opener is that word came through the bar that someone got knifed and killed up on the…

— Robert Asprin

“If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success--Ethelred The Unready”

— Robert Asprin

New Orleans life is such a night life. The thing that comes up very often is that our day essentially doesn't start…

— Robert Asprin

I've had a five- or six-year down-spell as a writer, and now that most of the other contracts are cleared or down…

— Robert Asprin

“Of all the various unpleasant ways to be aroused from a sound sleep, one of the worst is the noise of a…

— Robert Asprin

“Are you going to shake my hand,or am I going to rip your heart out?”

— Robert Asprin

Writing that's not working for a living.

— Robert Asprin

We're kidding on that. One of the things I insisted upon when we went into this project was that we are full…

— Robert Asprin

Ever since I first visited New Orleans back in '89, I've been intrigued by the French Quarter. I always wanted to set…

— Robert Asprin

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.

— Robert Asprin