Humor Quote by Robert Asprin Download Open image ““Are you going to shake my hand,or am I going to rip your heart out?”” — Robert Asprin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I put my hand on my chest, a habit I never quite shook after losing my heart.” — Jessica Fortunato Copy Share Image
“I would shake your hand, but I’m kind of in the middle of killing stuff at the moment.” — K.L. Penington Copy Share Image
“Now I was left holding the pieces of my heart, crushed by my own hands.” — Rebecca Donovan Copy Share Image
It's interesting that instead of having to get tighter and more restricted for a collaboration, strangely enough, from the beginning, we've actually been more… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head. Marie Antoinette — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
Between you and me, I think that may be one of the things that will help with the collaboration, because there are things Eric… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
Invariably it turns out to be who you've been reading in the last couple of weeks, and two hours or two days [on favourite… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
The basic story for the opener is that word came through the bar that someone got knifed and killed up on the Moon Walk.… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
“If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success--Ethelred The Unready” — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
New Orleans life is such a night life. The thing that comes up very often is that our day essentially doesn't start until midnight… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
I've had a five- or six-year down-spell as a writer, and now that most of the other contracts are cleared or down to the… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
“Of all the various unpleasant ways to be aroused from a sound sleep, one of the worst is the noise of a dragon and… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
We're kidding on that. One of the things I insisted upon when we went into this project was that we are full partners, going… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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