“If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success--Ethelred The Unready” — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
“Of all the various unpleasant ways to be aroused from a sound sleep, one of the worst is the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag. Myth Conceptions by Robert Asprin” — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
It's interesting that instead of having to get tighter and more restricted for a collaboration, strangely enough, from the beginning, we've actually been more… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head. Marie Antoinette — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
Between you and me, I think that may be one of the things that will help with the collaboration, because there are things Eric… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
Invariably it turns out to be who you've been reading in the last couple of weeks, and two hours or two days [on favourite… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
The basic story for the opener is that word came through the bar that someone got knifed and killed up on the Moon Walk.… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
“If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success--Ethelred The Unready” — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
New Orleans life is such a night life. The thing that comes up very often is that our day essentially doesn't start until midnight… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
I've had a five- or six-year down-spell as a writer, and now that most of the other contracts are cleared or down to the… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
“Of all the various unpleasant ways to be aroused from a sound sleep, one of the worst is the noise of a dragon and… — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
“Are you going to shake my hand,or am I going to rip your heart out?” — Robert Asprin Copy Share Image
