Bald Quote by Robert Lynn Asprin

“My wife Once said ''If You ever go bald, then I am gonna leave you'' And she never lied.”

— Dinkar Kalotra

“While getting a haircut, I thought about my failed marriage. Instead of feeling bad, I thought I’d grow a beard, move to the mountains,…

— Jarod Kintz

“No married man is ever attractive except to his wife.”

— Oscar Wilde

“Everyone I meet now is at least ten years younger than me. I feel like Rip van Winkle with a bald spot.”

— Jaffe Cohen

“Even after so many years of marriage, there were things she didn't know about her husband's life!”

— Farahad Zama

“he'd told her that young girls were always happiest with older men. Innocence and experience make for a perfect marriage.”

— George R.R. Martin

“How long your hair has grown. You could strangle a man in it.”

— Catherynne M. Valente

“Her husband closed the door on her, gently, with both hands, as if he were covering her with a blanket. He crossed in front…

— Alice McDermott

“The further points, that he is middle-aged, that his hair is grizzled,”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“...he is handsome in the way you'd like your husband to be handsome. Someone you can look at for the rest of your life.”

— Shannon Olson

“He never married. But he wrote a good book.”

— George MacDonald

“ "My uncle is the head of the family. I owe him my duty. I would marry a bald, cross-eyed idiot if that is…

— Ellen Oh