Bald Quote by Pat McAfee

“The emphasis was helped by the speaker's hair, which bristled on the skirts of his bald head, a plantation of firs to keep the…

— Charles Dickens

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

— Eugene Field

…and the next moment all of them were filled with wonder. For they saw, standing in just the spot the screen had hidden, a…

— L. Frank Baum

I remember walking through Romford with my sister and I had my bald head and people would stare. My sister would get upset about…

— Jonjo Shelvey

The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back…

— Francois Rabelais

If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned.

— Anonymous

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

— Karl Pilkington

Bald head hoes, I see some bald head hoes. Erry where I go I see some bald head hoes.

— Lil Wyte

It has long been believed that a man who gets bald across the front of his head is a thinker while a man who…

— L. M. Boyd

Better a bald head than none at all.

— Austin O'Malley

“Have you been in the room?” “Ain’t but the one key. I tolds ya she didn’t bring it back this mornin’. What’s all this?…

— J.T. Ellison

I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine.

— Telly Savalas