Funny Quote by Austin O'Malley Download Open image “Better a bald head than none at all.” — Austin O'Malley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love
If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A bald head pussy ain't shit, got them razor bumps bitch, grow some hair and get legit! — Pimp C Copy Share Image
It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked. — Bion of Borysthenes Copy Share Image
A woman, like a cross-eyed man, looks one way, but goes another--hence her mysteriousness. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
We must be laid like a brand in the fire ... if we would gain immortal youth. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
If you snub Conscience a few times she will cut your acquaintance. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Charity is the only lubricant that keeps the axle of the world creaking. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
