Humor Quote by Douglas Adams

“This was a public telephone so it was clearly an oversight that it was working at all.”

— Douglas Adams

“desire to answer the incessant ring of the cell phone he’d ignored since yesterday. Rather than turning it off, he’d muffled the noise by…

— Ruth Cardello

“I reached for the phone and dialed his number. I listened to it ring. It rang on and on. I imagined the phone crying…

— Natalie Standiford

“The telephone was not yet at that date as commonly in use as it is today. And yet habit requires so short a time…

— Marcel Proust

“In his pocket, the mobile phone beeped and wriggled. They'd said on the radio that the entirety of human knowledge was available on these…

— Tom Rachman

“Some days, I was instructed not to pick up the phone at all. I would take down the messages left on the machine; bring…

— S.E. Anderson

“There was a ringing in his ears, like a dead phone line that he couldn’t hang up on.”

— Mark Capell

“I borrowed a hammer and the garage and disposed of both phones. I was pretty sure that I could have just pulled the batteries,…

— Patricia Briggs

“I called, but the phones were all tied up. And so were the operators who normally answer them. Some were even gagged too.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I would have done anything for an old fashioned phone right about now. Instead I have to suffice with pushing the End Call button…

— melissa pearl

“Charity knew there was nothing more coarse and common than an afternoon in bed with a total stranger -- but the lad installing the…

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

“He backed away from me, clutching the phone to his chest. “What?” “Gimme the phone,” I commanded, holding out my hand. His head dropped…

— Karina Halle