Funny marriage Quote by Anonymous

The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he’s asleep.

— Chuck Jones

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

— Helen Rowland

Do you know why a husband talks to his wife before doing something? So she can tell him what a stupid idea it is.…

— Boy Meets World

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

— Rita Rudner

... happy husbands and wives can hear each other say the same thing over and over again without being tired.

— George Eliot

When a man doesnt go straight home, his wifes remarks do.

— Vikrant Parsai

Those conversations you skip sleep for.

— Anonymous

I've had that conversation! "You had a minute! Why didn't you do that?" So if husbands could read our minds that would be great.

— Mila Kunis

Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk.

— Michael Parkinson

No married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it.

— W. Somerset Maugham

A woman can say a lot with her silence while sometimes a man can talk for hours yet say nothing.

— Mazher

Husbands are often more affected by the lack of words their wives speak, than by all nagging in the world..

— Nushra