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“If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.”

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I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

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Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now.

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Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different…

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Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

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Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into…

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The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

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They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

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When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with…

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My Vegas act is how I make my money.

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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

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We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

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... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works;…

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