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Bachelors Quote by Aristotle

“Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a…” quote by Aristotle — Download Open image

“Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much.”

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