Funny marriage Quote by John Mortimer Download Open image “Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.” — John Mortimer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny marriage Guilty Marriage Parole Pleading Sentences
Marriage is a kind of prison for anyone who's miserable in it - men and women alike - and anyone who's suffered through difficult… — Adam Ross Copy Share Image
Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Marriage is a commitment for life. It is a permanent, lifelong relationship. — Dada Vaswani Copy Share Image
As far as I am concerned I would rather spend the rest of my life in prison than marry again. — George Sand Copy Share Image
Marriage is about loving someone for who they are and accepting them for their mistakes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnt even have when you were on your own. — Eddie Cantor Copy Share Image
Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own. — Eddie Cantor Copy Share Image
“Take sex, for instance.' 'What do you want me to do with it?' 'Try to be serious for a moment. Take the sex life… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
I knew nothing about farce until I read Puce a l'Oreille, and had no idea what a deadly serious business it is. — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
Do we want blanks, asterisks and exclamation marks which people can fill in with their own imaginations, or are we prepared and strong enough… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
Voting Liberal is a non-thing. Historically, it might be a good idea to have a Conservative government, because change is a good thing. But… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The ageing process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
No brilliance is required in law, just common sense and relatively clean fingernails. — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
The people look forbidding, solemn, marked by that impossible ideal, Communism, which, like Christianity, seemed to demand too much of humanity and, falling into… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
I try and treat my children from the age of ten months as if they were totally grown up, which I think is the… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
Check-ups are, in my experience, a grave mistake; all they do is allow the quack of your choice to tell you that you have… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing… — Bruce C. Hafen Copy Share Image
My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye. — Obsidian Panther Copy Share Image
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
