Eddie Cantor

We call our rich relatives the kin we love to touch

— Eddie Cantor

It takes years to make an overnight success.

— Eddie Cantor

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast, you also miss the sense of…

— Eddie Cantor

“Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.”

— Eddie Cantor

A sleeping pill will never take the place of a clear conscience.

— Eddie Cantor

When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't…

— Eddie Cantor

Love isn't like a reservoir. You'll never drain it dry. It's much more like a natural spring. The longer and farther it…

— Eddie Cantor

It takes twenty years to become an overnight success.

— Eddie Cantor

It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.

— Eddie Cantor

Truth or tact? You have to choose. Most times they are not compatible.

— Eddie Cantor

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnt even have when you were on your own.

— Eddie Cantor

Truth or tact? You have to choose. Most times they're not compatible. It's so hard to draw the line.

— Eddie Cantor

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

— Eddie Cantor

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

— Eddie Cantor

Matrimony is not a word, it's a sentence.

— Eddie Cantor